IT'S SHOW TIME!!!!!
Simon Cabaret Show, Patong, Phuket. Photo's courtesy of Super Snap Saranwalai Chansongsri, known in Paparrazi circles as 'The Jai'.
After the show, there is the opportunity for the audience to meet and be photographed with members of the cast (note I choose my words well).
Here we have a charming visitor from Sweden flanked by two strapping Ladyboys.
And here (above) the gorgeous creature in pink is kindly pointing the way home to a bemused local lady.
And, as you say your farewells, the cast come out to wave you off.............